The BartCorp family

Our companies

BartCorp is seven companies and a few friends, all based in XANA, our business park in Alberta. Every one of them hires in person.

A white building covered in red, yellow, blue and pink glass panels, glowing at dusk
Primary Annex, Zone C18:02 PM
A pastel arcade with pink cabinets, palm trees and neon lights
The Poolside ArcadeOpen late

01Games

BartCorp Studios

BartCorp Studios makes video games in XANA. The first one, Super Beatdown 2049, is a sword fighting game coming to PC. The motto is All Games. No Secrets.

Makes
Video games
First game
Super Beatdown 2049
Now hiring
Sword Tester
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An executive in a white shirt and tie riding a pale blue slide into a sunny office full of plants
Inter-Office Slide™, Floor 39:12 AM
An office with green computers and ferns under a glowing teal ceiling slide
UnderSlide OfficesAll day

02Offices

NuFlow Waterslide Company

NuFlow puts slides inside our offices. The Inter-Office Slide™ takes you from the third floor to the second in 4.2 seconds. In the UnderSlide Offices the slide runs through the ceiling, so you can watch your coworkers go by while you work.

Best known for
The Inter-Office Slide™
Fastest descent
4.2 seconds
Now hiring
Slide Safety Associate
White waterslides winding down a grassy creek valley toward white towers
Hydrology Zone, from the north11:20 AM
A man in a teal suit and sunglasses riding a jet ski down a turquoise water channel between green hills
Jet ski lane, Zone D4Thursday

03Transit

XANA Waterslide Transit System

The slides outside the office. They connect every zone, run down creek beds and over hills, and never close. Most associates ride to work with a briefcase in their lap. For longer trips there are jet skis.

Routes
Every zone
Hours
Always open
Dress code
Business
Now hiring
Golf Cart Aerodynamicist
A huge green cafeteria under a neon sign reading Limineria, Lunch never has to end
The Limineria, main hall12:30 PM
A diner with yellow booths, red tables and a checkerboard ceiling in primary colours
Booth seating, Primary RowLate

04Food

The Limineria™

Our food court. It is located in all zones at all times, so lunch is never far away. Home of Bartfries.

"You didn't walk here. You simply arrived."

Locations
All zones
Hours
All times
Known for
Bartfries
Now hiring
Corporate Beverage Temperature Enforcer
A blue and pink mall atrium with escalators, colourful sculptures and a glossy patterned floor
Mega-Mall, central atrium2:15 PM
A man in a suit driving a lime green MallCrawler through a mall atrium
ExecuClass MallCrawlerTest drive

05Retail

BartCorp Mega-Mall

Atriums, escalators and canal boats between the shops. If you get tired of walking, the ExecuClass MallCrawler will drive you. The Vapormall in Zone B2 stays open late.

Getting around
Escalator, canal boat or MallCrawler
Main entrance
Zone A1
Late shopping
The Vapormall, Zone B2
A paved path winding toward a smooth green hill with a thin glass spire behind it
Walking to work, Zone K38:10 AM
Rows of dark topiary cones and a reflecting channel at sunset
"It took me half an iteration to come into accordance with the Cones."Zone A1

06Landscape

Terraforming Division

Terraforming makes the land. Every hill in XANA is there on purpose, starting with the first few Jeff Bart shaped himself. The division also keeps the topiary to spec: 4.5-foot spheres and 65-degree cones.

Hills made
All of them
Cone angle
65 degrees
Sphere diameter
4.5 feet
Now hiring
Grass Measurement Technician
A striped hot air balloon floating over grassy hills crossed by long rainbow waterslides
Ballooner Zone 64:40 PM
A hot air balloon rising over a hillside of pines with slides in the distance
Ballooner Zone 6, from the east5:05 PM

07Sky

Aeronautics Education Division

Hot air balloons, for getting between zones and for looking at them from above. On Fun in the Sky days every associate gets a ride.

Fleet
Hot air balloons
Busiest day
Fun in the Sky
Landing
Anywhere flat

Also from BartCorp and friends

Also from BartCorp and friends

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