BARTCORP
This is the Calgary Mega-City Pyramid.
It holds about five million people.
Most of those who go in never come out.
And they like it that way.
BartCorp recruiting team · field survey
The Pyramid, by the numbers
Five million people. One login screen. Here is what our surveyors found from the outside, since nobody inside would come to the door.
Every day
The people who leave are called Ballooners. We count every one. It doesn't take long.
Bars drawn to scale. The pink one is there. You may need to squint.
Who owns the Pyramid
| Company | What it controls | Since |
|---|---|---|
| PhishAI | The Megacity platform: the network, the login and the logout button (temporarily disabled) | 2025 |
| Mega-Nexus | PhishAI's system that runs the building: the pods, the meal tubes and the lights | 2026 |
| PhishPhest | The play-to-earn game residents play all day to pay their rent | 2028 |
| Puppercoin ($PUPPER) | The Pyramid's money, and what it's worth this minute | 2028 |
| LumiVerse | Every sky, beach and sunset you'll see in there. Owned by Dr. Robert Douglas. | 2031 |
"Robert Douglas is far worse for humanity than AI."
Jeff Bart, founder of BartCorp
Source: BartCorp recruiting team. Calgary's Pyramid is one of many. Vancouver has one too.
Out here, BartCorp is hiring humans. XANA is real work with real people, in person. The lawns are real and every desk has a window.
NOW HIRING:HUMANSLog off. Clock in.
